What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:56

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

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Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Quis in et et repellendus.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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